Why Diner Hash Browns Are Always So Much Better Than Homemade
There's something about the classic diner that just makes food better. Maybe it's the nostalgia, all that butter, or just those line cooks that know how to flat out cook good food fast. Whether you visit an old-school local diner or find yourself inside one Waffle House's 2,000-plus locations in 25 states, you can probably bet that food is going to hit.
At the top of the list of the best diner food? It has to be hash browns. We're not talking about the McDonald's-style pucks or the diced breakfast potatoes you find at some restaurants, we're talking about shredded potatoes, preferably placed on a cast iron, flat top, or griddle, and cooked in a decent amount of oil or butter. A few minutes on each side, and you end up with crispy shredded hash browns with a soft interior that tastes all potato.
Why are they always so good? I wish I could tell you I've perfected it. I've tried it with fresh potatoes, and I've tried it with frozen, but I'm not even close. I've followed so many online recipes that tell you to grate the potatoes and squeeze them in a hand towel for as long as it takes to draw out all the moisture. Getting rid of the moisture is indeed important, but it's more than that. From many former diner line cooks, the other steps involve freezing the shredded potatoes before cooking and placing them in extremely hot oil — and not touching them until it's time to flip!
Do not touch the potatoes!
One Redditor explains what they were taught by their chef instructor: "Put your potatoes in the hot, oiled pan, press them down, set a timer for seven minutes, and DO NOT TOUCH until the timer goes off," they say. "Scrape the delicious goodness up, flip it over, press it down again, and again, DO NOT TOUCH for five minutes." This is similar to cooking protein; as tempting as it is to flip, or to check the bottom to see how far along it is, you have to trust the cooking process.
Another commenter responds by discussing the freezing technique: "I like to shred potatoes, then freeze them. Later, when I want hash browns, I thaw them, squeeze out the moisture, and then follow what you describe. Freezing seems to help." That said, many recipes skip the freezing process while drawing out every ounce of moisture, often using a cheese cloth, and, again, placing the potatoes into a super-hot pan, preferably with vegetable oil. Others suggest using a box grater to shred the potatoes, then a potato ricer to help remove the moisture.
That's pretty much how it works. If you've ever ordered "scattered' hash browns from a Waffle House, you pretty much receive these same results. Cook those hash browns until crispy on both sides, then top them with cheese, onions, ham — or just eat them plain. They're the perfect breakfast food to accompany your eggs, pancake, waffle, or breakfast sandwich.