I know that I'll probably have to endure at least a few adolescent responses, but what can you do?
On the East coast a common topping for ice cream is called "wet nuts". It's basically walnuts in a honey like syrup. They're available at nearly every Baskin Robbins, Hagen daz, etc.. Also in every supermarket. I've been looking, but I can't find anything of the sort out here.
Any suggestions (other than to make them myself)?