It's a week night. You and your friends had a lovely night out at some bar on Fifth Avenue in the Slope - say at Ginger's Bar, and now you have that strange late night sweet tooth. Well, you were headed up Ninth Street, but of course, that AMAZING pastry shop next to the porn shop is closed (the porn shop is open, but, alas does not serve any desert that you care about), but wait, what's that??? It's Dee-Dee's Donus. Yes, Dee-Dee's Donus - the 't' fell off years and years and years ago. Are the doughnuts the best ever? Absolutely not, BUT, after you and your friends order through the little tiny plastic window half way down the door, which is locked late at night generally, stick around and watch. There is something about watching large men in the middle of the night bend over, and yes, stick their heads through the little lucite one by one foot window half way down the door, which is some of the BEST DESERT THEATRE ever. I cannot recommend this enough as you sit a quarter block away, satiating the three AM sweet-tooth urge.