Taking a birthday girl out today, and this was her choice. I've never been, and googled it out of curiousity, only to find most people think moldy dirt tastes better than the food options here. Please help, as I have to go eat there in 1 hour. Is there a single solitary dish that won't make me cringe??? And please don't tell me to go elsewhere, which I will surely do for my own birthday lunch.