I think the funniest recipe I have ever read was for "Cinnabon French Toast". Yes, you would have to dip a gooey Cinnabon roll into an egg batter, and then fry it to make it. It might just kill you.
Boxes of cereal and crackers often have some unusual, if not downright disgusting, suggestions on how to use more product. What is the worst recipe suggestion you have seen on any food package?