Dying for ribs and smokey chicken, tried takeout from this place, operating out of the dearly departed Hog House BBQ place. Won't do that again!
We ordered a half chicken, a rack of ribs with bbq sauce on the side, and sides of spinach and broccoli (thrilled that Jericho grill offered less sugary sides than Hog House did). Let's just say the thrill is gone.
The ribs had what must have been some sort of dry rub, though it had zero flavor, none. No discernible seasoning at all. They were black and had a crust as dry as dust. The ribs had no moisture save for the occasional giant blobs of fat here and there; theyhad been cooked too fast and/or too long. Not enough smokiness, no flavor, no juiciness. Just depressingly bad. I tasted the "barbecue sauce" that accompanied the ribs. It tasted just like tomato juice, lightly seasoned. Then I realized, and my husband concurred, that it appeared to be watered down ketchup, simply that, nothing more.
The veggies, what can I say? The spinach was loaded with water and was completely tasteless, despite the presence of a lot of those little minced garlic thingies that come in jars. No taste, just waterlogged, overcooked spinach, undrained. The broccoli was pale yellow/green, mushy and oily, also flavorless, completely.
The chicken was very dark, but not black all over like the ribs. It had some smokiness and moisture, but was unexceptional. Still, it was the only part of the meal we didn't throw away, mostly uneaten.
The whole meal cost about $40, which would have been very reasonable if it had any gustatory appeal at all.
I was just floored by the lack of care and interest in seasoning or preparation evident in this awful, disappointing meal.
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