I've always considered hot dogs of any ilk (ballpark, movie theater, gourmet (is that an oxymoron?), street-cart variety, etc.) to be merely condiment holders.
You know, a convenient way to get globs of ketchup, relish, mustard, horseradish sauce, and maybe onions (grilled or chopped) and other toppings into my mouth without making a mess all over myself.
The other day I saw someone order a hot dog and eat it sans toppings. No ketchup, no mustard, no relish. Nada. Just weiner and bun.
How many of you go "naked" with your hot dogs?