This is probably about the dumbest post I've ever done, but I don't know what else to do. I cannot seem to find any anchovy olives in the Albuquerque area--have tried Smith's, Albertson's, Sunflower, Raley's, even Trader Joe's and Talin Market. Most of these have every other conceivable type of stuffed olive, but none with anchovies. Is there a conspiracy? Some kind of blight that I don't know about? Or am I skimming the shelves too fast and missing them? Please set me straight.