We all know what coffee does: It makes us work faster and better, can increase our athletic performance, and helps us be more outgoing and chatty.

So do some other drugs—drugs that may not be as socially accepted. Following on the heels of such products as Legal Weed beer and Cocaine Cola comes Meth Coffee. Although it does not actually have any meth in it (we hope), the mysterious Meth Coffee roasters note that it “may promote feelings of mania, zania, euthanasia, fantasia, and all manner of paranoia.” On the plus side, it “CUTS BOREDOM LIKE A GODDAMN RAZOR.”

The Illinois attorney general is not amused.

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