Aside from crop tops, hot dogs, and last-minute road trips, the only thing that pairs better with summer is a cold bottle of rosé. And since we can only assume that you’ll be sipping the sweet libation in excess, we’ve rounded up 13 adorable, clever, and somewhat awkward corkscrews for your drinking pleasure. Scroll down to check them out. There’s a bottle opener for every personality, no matter how
bizarre unique that personality may be.
When Happy Hour arrives, you’ll want to run (not waddle) your happy feet to the bar to retrieve this adorable gadget. Tuxes are completely optional. Buy it here.
While this is certainly deserving of a spot on our summer wish list, we’re still waiting for the release of a robot sommelier. The Roomba will have some major competition. Buy it here.
If you drink like a fish, pop bottles with a fish. But please, don’t adopt an actual fish. We’re already predicting its unfortunate demise. Buy it here.
Owning a noisy cockatoo may inspire you to say “stick a cork in it.” Now, you can quite literally stick a cork in it and get on with your daytime drinking. Buy it here.
Surrender the booze or walk the plank. Who ever knew a scary pirate could be so adorable? Buy it here.
Our initial reaction was that this fashionable corkscrew was somewhat sexist, but then we saw a male version and realized all was right in the world barware. Buy them as a couple here.
Honestly, this is the only part of the unicorn craze that we can actually get behind. No gimmicks, no over-the-top flavors or colors, just magic (because pouring wine is magic, duh). Buy it here.
Darth Vader Corkscrew
“Luke, I am your new favorite kitchen tool.” Buy it here.
When we saw this sleek opener on Amazon, we literally died. Literally. No bones about it. Buy it here.
A handheld contraption that will have you saying “here kitty, kitty.” But be sure to handle kitty with caution. You don’t want a hangover the next day. Buy it here.
It’d be more thematic if this were a rose, but a pretty and sunny yellow tulip certainly suffices. The real question is if it can flourish with alcohol instead of water. All signs point to “no.” Buy it here.
Aside from being adorable, this pig corkscrew is a foreshadowing of what you’ll potentially look like after a few bottles. Because let’s face it, a light and simple brunch turns into an all-you-can-eat buffet after the buzz hits. Buy it here.
Red Push Pin Corkscrew
Since it’s also magnetic, you can use it to hold your grocery list that reads “buy more wine.” We love items that serve two purposes! Buy it here.