The funniest thing I read this week? “Ted Kaczynski Could Have Been a Food Blogger.”

Jen over at Life Begins at Thirty decided this after reading CBS 5 in San Francisco’s report about “exclusive new information” concerning the Unabomber. You might well wonder what decided Jen—well, it was this particular tidbit of written evidence:

“He wrote about everything. He wrote about what he had for lunch on May 5, 1979, where he got the food, how he prepared it and what did it taste like.”

I really hope it was a cheese sandwich.

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