World's Worst Products - Canned whole chicken

In a topic on Home Cooking about how to use canned Costco chicken. I was about to post my homage to canned chicken and its versatility when someone asked what to do with canned whole chicken.

I never heard of such a thing and this kind of food insanity appeals to me so I Googled and yes indeed there is such a product ... Sweet Sue Whole Chicken in a Can for use in soups, stews and for quick dinners.

In this link where you can purchase the chicken on-line, there is a picture on the can of a lovely browned bird ... with stuffing ... that your gut feeling tells you isn't what you'll see when you open the can.

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/shop...

This next link on other bad food ideas in addition to whole canned chicken says of the Sweet Sue bird "it's stewed in a quivering mass of aspic goop"

http://www.joke-archives.com/ponder/c...

There are some pretty appalling other food products mentioned ... what were they thinking?

Love the Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy with over a thousand percent of the daily cholesterol intake.

There are other delights like clam jerky, Rudolph pate and musk life savers.