A deluded vegetarian, (not a vegan thank G-d), is coming to dinner and I need help to make her comfortable. She is actually rather nice, (aside from this one thing).
The scene: dinner after skiing, three couples including the dreaded vegetarian. I think it unfair to subjugate the other five meat eaters to a non-meat meal. I have already made one concession, no rabbit.
Question: what would be a nice simple main course vegetarian dish to serve? I will be careful and not to cut my self and bleed in the dish.