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Tragic frozen burgers at Lazy Boy Saloon (White Plains)


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Tragic frozen burgers at Lazy Boy Saloon (White Plains)

Wizzapizza | Sep 4, 2007 09:24 PM

(With apologies to poetry majors)

Lazy Boy, great variety of beers
Lazy Boy, decent wraps, salads and entrees galore..
Lazy Boy, so versatile and the go-to choice if not for the fact that...
Your frozen thin tasteless Bubba burger hamburgers are a bore.

Last night I ordered buffalo burger rare,
I bit into brown well-done chuck
I sent it back
And I got back a red FROZEN puck

The waiters were gracious
The manager apologized for the mess
So I took the money they comped me
And bought a beautiful FRESH perfect burger at James Joyce next door...
For about two dollars less (ok wasn't buffalo)

I wouldn't care so much
To put my gripes to rhyme
If I didn't love your bar and didn't want to
Go there all the time

(Just buy fresh ground meat, hand-form it, and don't freeze it.. EVER)

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