A Speed's Confession

I didn't get it. Of course this was a couple of years ago, with the original Speed training the new Speed. With only a handful of people in front of me, it took more than a half hour to order my dog. And I simply wasn't wowed with all the theatrics and tender loving care of the preperation. I witnessed the love, but I didn't taste the love.

Yet this landmark hotdog stand continues to get national recognition.

So I solemnly promise to give it another shot.