A friend of mine, from my days commuting out to Tennessee, will be in the city starting tomorrow. During the week, she'll be staying with some of her friends up in Queens. Those friends are Jewish, and keep Kosher. I'm Jewish as well, but don't let it affect my diet.
She'll be coming down to see me next Friday, the last day of her visit, and has requested the aforementioned pork and shellfish ("Man, I can't live with eating kosher for a week").
So, who's rocking the best combination of sacrilegious grub?
Any cuisine (though barbecue is probably not worth bothering with). Downtown would be most convenient, but isn't necessary, and money's not a concern.