I've always hated pepper jack cheese for the same reason that I hated my high school girl friend; all tease and no heat.
I mean, it clearly states on the wrapper that it has "jalepeno peppers", which was like when my high school girl friend wore those tight tops and short skirts, but neither ever produced anything discernable in warmth or that oozy gooey stuff... I digress.
Plainly, both lied.
However, there is a new pepper jack cheese in town that delivers on its' promises. Oh yeah, she'll heat you up and give you that satisfaction you so crave. She hurt you, in a good way, while keeping a smile on your face after the fact; that knowing grin that only you two understand. Yes, she is that good.
I normally don't date the "girls of the class", but this cheese is so good I have to praise it. Land O Lakes Hot Pepper Jack Cheese is just that lass. You can taste the peppers. You can feel the heat. You love each and every bite and you remember how good it was after the fact, only craving more.
I heart you, Land O Lakes Hot Pepper Jack Cheese. Please give me more... please.