I know, I know. Neither are Houndish choices. However, Auntie Swank is up from Westchester next week and wants to dine someplace "classic" (read: boring) and "stately" (read: either Parker House or Top of the Hub).
Which would you choose, and why? And if you can think of another proper restaurant where an old broad might feel at home, by all means, let me know. Sad that Locke-Ober is not an option any longer.