I will be in Manhattan next Saturday night, and am seeking suitable stops for a chow tour that afternoon in any part of the any of the outer boroughs -- as long as it is fairly easy to reach from Manhattan by public trnsportation. Believe it or not, I have NO guidance to provide as to what type of food I'm looking for. I love EVERYTHING. I have searched the archives here and found some good ideas.
However, I ask this: Where can I go to be GUARANTEED to be blown away by what I am tasting. Food so good it will make me cry. Food that I won't be able to wait to tell my chow friends about. Help me!!