My dreams have come true: our gastronomically impoverished nabe [The Beach] is now home to a branch of Alex Farms, sometimes known as Adventures In Cheese [which I love, it makes me grin every time]. Forget crystal meth: it's horseradish cheddar for these junkies all the way. Close runner-up: apple smoked cheddar. Sliced thin on Light Wasa or Ryvita with some halved heirloom tomatoes on the side, glass of Alsace white and some cold water, you're golden. Thank you, Alex and your farm: The Beach is no longer a wasteland of oversalted Italian food, bad eggs and stale sushi.