Wandering around and wondering what I wanted for lunch today, I noticed a fairly new (to me, anyways) place on Broadway & 3rd called "Hoagies & Wings." I'll get a hoagie, I thought. Well, I went in, but they don't actually serve hoagies! Wha? Well, technically I suppose they do, but they only have two kinds of hoagies: steak & chicken. They don't have any cold cuts. What they really have is a cheesesteak, served hoagie-style (meaning, with lettuce & tomatoes). I should have left right then, since apparently they don't really know what they're serving. But no, stupid me decided to go for a cheesesteak. Now, I don't like my cheesesteaks hoagie-style, so I ordered mine without the lettuce, tomato, or mayo (mayo on a cheesesteak? GROSS!)
I got back to the office, and opened up my sandwich - chock full of lettuce, tomato & mayo. Seven bucks, straight into the trash. Never again.