My mom, quite the horrible cook, used to make what she called "Denver Sandwiches".
Brown 1 lb ground beef, 1 diced onion, 1 diced green bell pepper. Season with salt and pepper. At the end of cooking, add in about 4 scrambled eggs. When it's done, add in a bit of yellow mustard and about 2x-3x that amount of mayonnaise. Serve on cheap white bread.
I must say it was quite tasty for something that looked so unpleasant.
Anybody else heard of this sandwich? Or is it a poor southern thing like mayonnaise sandwiches and sugar water? I hadn't thought about it in years but I am now craving it.