Last weekend I took my brother Lurker W. to Chutzpah's and discovered something great.
I was about to order the lox, eggs, and onions when I spotted something called The Oops. It's lox, eggs, and onions with a pile of matzo brei mixed in. It's delicious and the portion is enormous.
Also, the price is $9.95, the same as the lox, eggs, and onions, but what I got was twice the size of Lurker's lox, eggs, and onions. So the matzo brei is essentially gratis.
Lurker was a bit disappointed with the size of his order -- our benchmark for lox, eggs, and onions is Flakowitz's down in Boca, which serves a massive pile of the stuff.
Two normal people can split an order of The Oops.