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Check out these four funny, thoughtful cocktails for the two main party candidates and their vice dudes. The Hillary is a riff on the classic Democrat cocktail, but this option’s a little stiffer than the one you might ordinarily choose, with gin, peach liqueur, honey syrup, soda water, and a lemon wheel garnish. The Tim Kaine has Silver Fox Virginia rum, cola, and an apple-fan garnish. Even though it may not be the most exciting cocktail, pretty much everyone loves this super sweet “dad drink.” The Donald has vodka, Goldschläger gold-leaf cinnamon schnapps, and orange juice with an orange wheel and cotton candy topper. Tall and golden like a gilded casino tower, this choice is anything but subtle. The Mike Pence has a strong tea (party) base and a deep red color for the (side)kick you need to start your night.