New Finds: Condiment Gun

As Lisa tells Homer during the classic Simpsons moment when Homer invents the makeup gun, women don’t like being shot in the face. Yes, but do they like getting a mustardy slug right in the ol’ hot dog?

The Condiment Gun comes with two reusable cartridges that pistol-packing grillers can fill with any squeezable sauce. Just Heinz for you, or would you prefer a shot from the aioli gun?

I just wish I knew more about the gun’s firing range. Imagine doctoring your guests’ meals from across the back porch. Now there’s an unforgettable evening.

Condiment Gun, $30

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