As Lisa tells Homer during the classic Simpsons moment when Homer invents the makeup gun, women don’t like being shot in the face. Yes, but do they like getting a mustardy slug right in the ol’ hot dog?
The Condiment Gun comes with two reusable cartridges that pistol-packing grillers can fill with any squeezable sauce. Just Heinz for you, or would you prefer a shot from the aioli gun?
I just wish I knew more about the gun’s firing range. Imagine doctoring your guests’ meals from across the back porch. Now there’s an unforgettable evening.
Condiment Gun, $30