I saw a product in my local health food store last weekend that blew my mind with its lameness: Amy’s Organic Rolled Oats Hot Cereal Bowl. Imagine that! Frozen cooked oatmeal in its own little plastic bowl. Seriously, it is going to take you just as much time to open up the freezer, take it out, remove all the packaging, and defrost it in the microwave as it would to put non-instant rolled oats in a pot with a little water and boil them.

I was going to make a “what’s next?” joke, but I couldn’t even think of any food that’s easier to make than oatmeal.

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