Obviously, it hadn’t seen the blog Healthbolt’s rundown of crazy bacon products. Healthbolter Sara writes, “It’s one thing to see bacon being slapped on a burger. But do we need to add bacon to candy, water, even bubbles? Yes, we absolutely do!”
Indeed, bacon-scented bubbles for tormenting your pup are available now. As is bacon cotton candy, which, according to a columnist at Tennessee’s Knoxville News Sentinel, is more amazing than you’d think:
[B]efore you wrinkle your nose in disgust, let me tell you, it was one of the most incredible creations I have ever tasted. I don’t know the chemistry behind [chef Sean] Brock’s magic of rendering bacon into the flavorful fairy dust, but it worked.