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My first time at Chipotle.... or, what the hell was that bland beige lump I just ate?

Mr Taster | Feb 25, 201102:54 PM     117

Seriously!

I ordered the barbacoa burrito with medium spicy salsa, pinto beans, rice, cheese, lettuce.

BLAND. Awful, gummy, bland bland bland.

And get this... NO CHIPOTLE.

Are you kidding me? Chipotle en adobo MIGHT have made some strides to help this thing out, and they don't even serve it! Come on, man.

I'm totally baffled by the lines-out-the-door popularity of this place. Or did I just order the wrong thing? (But the menu, after all, is not complicated...)

Mr Taster

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