These tacky but fun places are a guilty pleasure for me.
I've heard of the ones at Honolulu (Chinese) restaurant in on Rte 1 in S Alexandria. And I think there is one (Luau Gardens?) around Vienna or Herndon. There's Poli-Tiki on Cap. Hill but I think it's a noisy smoky bar more than a restaurant. Gaithersburg used to have a tiki bar that featured hula dancing on Sat. nights but alas, that closed a few years ago.
Anybody been to any of the above? Any other recs for nearby tiki bars?