Shh! If you want to be the cook with the mostest, drive to the Best Value Kosher Market, at 8564 Bustleton AVe. and buy either a fully cooked, barbecued, Empire Kosher Turkey, or a pre-frozen Empire fully cooked, barbecued chicken.
All you have to do is heat it, and serve up the gravy.
I've never tasted a more delicious chicken, and can only imagine how good the turkey must be. Expensive, but worth it. And rich. A little is very satisfying.
Unfortunately this cannot be obtained at any supermarket. If anyone knows of a Center City location that has these beauties, please let me know.