Given that San Jose is an inhabited part of California, I am confident that there is delicious birria to be had here. Unfortunately, I do not know where it is, and I do not have the means or general wherewithal required to hunt it down. Thus, I put it to you, the experts: where can I get a delicious steaming bowl of chile-sluiced goat, some fresh tortillas, and a beer at 8AM on a Saturday morning in the greater San Jose area?
I throw myself at your mercy. Surely one of you can give me the information that I so desperately need.