Quite possibly the worst meal I've ever eaten. OK, the bread was decent.
Received my meal lukewarm; soggy plaintains, boring white rice accompanied the blandest, driest pork I've ever had on top of something soggy and tasteless. Even the predictable lime-drunk ceviche appetizer was a miss, though the seafood content was respectfully fresh. This place is nothing but hype.
Thank god I'm going to France soon.