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Lobster and the art of seduction


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Lobster and the art of seduction

Geo | Sep 4, 2005 11:20 PM

A woman whom I'm crazy about told me this evening that she loves lobster and invited me out for a lobster dinner. I'm supposed to choose the place. Which I'm eager to do, of course, since it gives me an opportunity to bring us closer to the consummation of our romance.

So, I'm looking for a romantic spot west of Jarvis, east of Ossington and south of St. Clair.

The problem is that price is a consideration, because she's insisting on paying and she's not rich. I'd mich prefer for her to save her money so that she can spend it on more important priorities at a later stage in our love affair (such as buying me my favorite cologne).

Any suggestions?

By the way, please don't tell me that this is a bad time of year for lobster. it doesn't matter to me, because when I'm in her presence, I can't taste anything I'm eating anyways.

Did I mention that I'm looking for some place romantic?

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