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Can one live on Trader Joe's alone?

chocolatetartguy | Aug 19, 201101:45 PM     53

We have a young, Russian contractor in our office. He almost lives in the office. Sort of like Bartleby, Scrivener. He is here at all hours. As far as I can see he only leaves to play tennis and to sleep.

He takes all of his prepared Trader Joe's microwave meals in the office. I never see any fresh fruit or vegetables. Today I saw a chub of salami.

Will he get supersized? Malnutrition? It doesn't seem to affect his programming. He is super smart, but also super willful.

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