While I’m not new to Chowhound this is a new handle for me. It has been several years since I’ve posted and I honestly forgot the information of my old name…but my experience was so dismal at Joe’s Crab Shack I had to re-sign up to post my experience.
I agree with most of the posters I have read here we need another mass chain casual restaurant like we need another Rt. 35/36 reconstruction plan. With that said I couldn’t resist going last night primarily because it was a Monday night and nothing else in the area is drawing a crowd so I followed the masses.
Joining me was a friend and our selections were as follows: We shared the Crab Nacho’s appetizers, 1. Order Crawfish half and half entrée 1. Big Daddy Lobster/Crab Pot.
The Crab Nacho appetizer was actually very good and tasty. Some kind of crab paste with other fresh veggie ingredients topping the nachos all combined for a new twist on nachos.
Crawfish half and half……….a combination of crawfish etouffee and crispy crawfish tails. I cannot stress to you enough how terrible this meal was. From the very bland presentation to the OBVIOUS slight freezer burn taste to the each of the combinations. The “crispy” was not crisp at all and had a very stale freezer taste too it. We all know the food isn’t made fresh at these locations but to have it actually have that slight freezer burn taste is not something you would expect especially from a restaurant open less than a month!!
The “Big Daddy” Lobster/Crab Pot was my entrée. Yes we all know that there is an entire industry geared towards the staging of food for menu’s and advertisements etc. When you look at the lobster pots in the menu or online you see a pot bursting with crabs and lobster potato’s corn etc. What arrives is a large pot with a lid which once you remove you see a nylon net with what looks to be the contents of Forrest Gumps fishing nets prior to the big storm!! I wouldn’t have been surprised if once I cut the net open a tin can or spare tire. The Lobster was less than a 1lb and honestly could have been a steroidal shrimp for all I know. The snow crab legs (yes I know Snow Crab are the smallest of the crab legs families) were so ridiculously small you almost felt guilty that a crab died to give it’s scrawny limbs for your dining experience. The abundance of the pot included two over boiled red potatoes a WAY over steamed piece of corn.
Yes I’m a big eater…..but to pay $25? and not even put a serious dent in your appetite after an appetizer is a very sad statement as to the value of the meal which these chain restaurants are suppose to pride themselves in providing.
Even more alarming is the fact that sitting at the bar and trying a selection of their drinks I’m nearly convinced they water down their drinks. I’m a straight vodka drinker by choice, chilled up with olives but NO vermouth. I consistently drink the same brand (Stoli) and I know the taste very well. The first one I ordered was very “flat” on flavor or even the classic vodka “burn” you general experience as an after taste. I didn’t complain I just figure maybe there was water in the shaker….or they over shook melting more ice etc. But when I ordered another one and watched them carefully and the drink came out the same very tame tasting manner my suspicion was set off. Also the fact they only fill the average sized Martini glass half puzzled me as well.
I went on to review their drink menu to select something else perhaps one of their many gimmicky drinks. It was after ordering one that I realized their mixed drinks (and their best sellers since I was sitting near the service end of the bar) are all pretty much pre-mixed and poured into a glass via a spout similar to the draft beers. It is only once the glass is filled by the spout that the drink is “topped” off with a liquor. So although the menu mentions 3/4/5 different liquor combinations building up the expectation of a drink with a punch…..the drinks actually have a far lesser alcohol content than that of a normally hand poured drink. (This is my ASSUMPTION upon my observation and tasting their drinks)
I would like to add to this review I wasn’t driving so my alcohol consumption while completely excessive was NOT reckless in its nature.
The staff was very good service was fine……the environment is loud and a quiet dinner conversation is not taking place here.
Overall I was completely under impressed and most likely will NEVER return to this or any of their locations.