Jester's amusing BK breakfast post below actually got me thinking. On weekends in particular, I often find myself on the road at 4 in the morning, heading out to some hunting or fishing or hiking spot, and I need a quick, good breakfast that I can either eat while driving or eat quickly on site. At lunch, if I'm doing chain fast food, I usually favor a Santa Fe Chicken Sandwich at Carl's Junior, but their breakfasts (or at least the items I've tried) haven't been very good.
So, my question is, what is your favorite breakfast item served at one of the national fast food chains? Does any of these chains make a decent breakfast burrito? What about other stuff? What, in your opinion, is the best of the genre?
(And, for purposes of this inquiry, please assume I have already heard every Fast Food Nation, Supersize Me, or Soylent Green inspired rant you might otherwise be tempted to post.)