First of all am I being completely bitchy because I have been invited to a surprise Birthday Party where the Hostess has asked me to bring food (an appetizer for 30 - 40), whatever I am drinking, (and of course a gift for the B.D. girl- the latter of course I am delighted to bring)?
I certainly would have contributed to the party but since when do you throw a party where you do nothing except enjoy the leftovers? Oh, and maybe clean the bathroom.
I know I am also probably Passive Agressive otherwise why am I not dealing with this upfront?
However, can you tell me about your very favourite Kick Ass Finger Savoury. If I am going to be angry, I want to dazzle them.