Name: Hershey's Banana Pudding
Size: 1 pint
Area last seen: Mount Vernon local bodega
The night started like any other night. Me stopping at the local bodega for snacks before the Knicks game. Big bag of sun chips, soda, bag of bacon cheddar chips from Fridays, the usual. Suddenly I was drawn to the freezer, which is weird considering it was freezing outside but w/e. It was there I saw Him. Nestled between the Ben & Jerry and Ice Pops. Shy and not making eye contact. I was drawn to him immediately. Being the aggressor I am, I snatched Him out there quick, turning him over and examining all he had to offer. Chunks of vanilla wafers, Marshmallow Swirls in Banana ice cream. I was sold. I hurried out the store with him anticipating our date. As soon as we got to the house I began tearing off the wrapper (I never truly had patience). 1 spoonful and I fell in love. I woke up the next morning drunk off my sweet and salty fiasco. Suddenly I remembered him and ran to the kitchen. Alas it was there I saw the awful tragedy. He was gone. Wrappers everywhere, spoon still in the container... I finally saw the relationship for what it was, a 1 night stand. I felt dirty and cheap (he was only 3$) I went back to the store demanding to see him but was told they were out of stock and they had no idea when He'd be back :( I am heart broken. How could this happen? I scoured the internet looking for leads but no luck. Won't someone help me? I promise I'm looking for a long-term relationship (3 days tops).
I know He's out there somewhere...