Just when I thought I'd heard of everything I came across this: a Cupcake ATM
Not only can you get cupcakes at three in the morning, but also cookies and the doggie cupcakes! According to the article this is not the first one. They also have them in Beverly Hills, Dallas, Chicago, and Atlanta.
Alas, since I don't live in any of these cities I have to make do with going to my local Wegmans and settling for cupcakes that may have actually been made (Gasp!) yesterday.