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What's your ??????????

Motosport | Apr 10, 201509:03 AM

Last night I trolled the new Mega Mall. I already wrote about my Aldi experience on "General topics."
I needed a Hershey's almond chocolate bar so I went into the "5 Below" store. I guess I am not that smart because it took me a while to figure out 5 Below meant "Below $5."
So, I grab a couple of candy bars to satisfy my sweet tooth and get to the cashier: Nice young guy asks:
"What's your email?"
"I'd rather not give it to you."
"I'll get fired if I don't get it."
"Really?"
"What's your name? You don't even have a name tag."
"Jason."
"What's your email?"
"Huh?"
"Jason, I gotta go. Just make it up."
Oy vey!! I long for the days of getting a candy bar at Joe's luncheonette in Brooklyn. "Hi Joe how's the family."
"My wife, Mae, hates me!"
"Hi, Mae, how's it going?"
"Joe pisses me off. He doesn't know how to make an egg cream."
Gotta go, see you tomorrow."

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