“Who doesn’t love cookies?” asks Abby Margulies of Salon’s Broadsheet. “Well, maybe the people who designed fetus cookie cutters.”

Yep, at just $9.99, fetus cookie cutters are a guaranteed, um, item of interest at baby showers, holiday parties and the like. As vendors of said cookie cutters Stupid.com put it, “anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts—but it takes a special kind of person to make these babies … Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they’re done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses. You’ll almost imagine them singing, ‘We’re your fetus! Get ready to eat us!’”

Ah yes.

Here is a lovely video of fetus cookies being baked, while a song about the cookies set to the tune of “Edelweiss” plays. I love the Internet, don’t you?

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