A Michigan TV station inexplicably appears to have the scoop on a very delicious-sounding Appleton, Wisconsin, break-in.

A couple in Wisconsin telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

‘He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,’ said the homeowner.

This statement, of course, makes perfect sense if you just read “urban” to mean “person-sized pile of ribs and brisket.”

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