It’s the end of the week, and you know what that means: It’s time for two talking rabbits to ogle Food Network personality Giada De Laurentiis.

In the very special YouTube presentation “Giada De Laurentiis … Nice Carrots!” Buns and Chou Chou are hanging around watching some telly. But there’s not much on:

CHOU CHOU: No Top Model!

BUNS: Well, there’s nothing good on!

CHOU CHOU: We could watch a cooking show.

BUNS: That sucks.

[shot of carrots being chopped]

BUNS: At least it’s about carrots.

[pan up to Giada using a box grater on the carrots; the clip slows down, cue the sexy piano music]

Though seemingly innocuous, Buns and Chou Chou mount a serious doctrinal challenge to the rise of a pernicious paradigm that threatens to transform Food Network into a 24/7 outlet for the dispensing of ill-concealed … exploitation television … well …

Eh, stuff it. It’s rabbits talking about cleavage. Happy weekend, everybody!

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