It’s the end of the week, and you know what that means: It’s time for two talking rabbits to ogle Food Network personality Giada De Laurentiis.
In the very special YouTube presentation “Giada De Laurentiis … Nice Carrots!” Buns and Chou Chou are hanging around watching some telly. But there’s not much on:
CHOU CHOU: No Top Model!
BUNS: Well, there’s nothing good on!
CHOU CHOU: We could watch a cooking show.
BUNS: That sucks.
[shot of carrots being chopped]
BUNS: At least it’s about carrots.
[pan up to Giada using a box grater on the carrots; the clip slows down, cue the sexy piano music]
Though seemingly innocuous, Buns and Chou Chou mount a serious doctrinal challenge to the rise of a pernicious paradigm that threatens to transform Food Network into a 24/7 outlet for the dispensing of ill-concealed … exploitation television … well …
Eh, stuff it. It’s rabbits talking about cleavage. Happy weekend, everybody!