How does a fast-food chain top the introduction of a triple-stacked cheeseburger featuring three juicy beef patties and cheese? With, apparently, the Baconator. Wendy’s incredible new entrée sports six strips of hickory-smoked bacon on top of a half-pound of beef.

As per usual—and there may be nothing wrong with this—an exceedingly fatty fast food is explained away in this story as the logical result of a capitalist system that lets us indulge our self-destructive vices … just so long as the credit card is valid and those vices don’t include drugs, assisted suicide, or universal healthcare.

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