The Onion ran a brief (but hysterical) faux man-in-the-street roundup of opinions concerning Burger King’s recent announcement that it would move toward purchasing more humanely produced eggs and pork. Here’s the one that made me produce a spurting, nasal laugh that was so loud my fellow bus passengers didn’t even turn around because they assumed anyone who’d laugh like that must be dangerously insane:
Customer Support Operator
‘But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals.’
Ha! Ha ha ha! Maybe we can restrain them with bacon somehow?