It’s Amazon Prime Day, a.k.a. Christmas in July, a.k.a. the day your savings account recites a Hail Mary as you pile your digital shopping cart with items you never knew you needed in life (…but #DEALS!). If you haven’t already fallen down the rabbit hole and into the land of useless knick-knacks and cooking gadgets, we’ve got 10 items that are absolutely unnecessary, but you’ll probably buy anyway. Scroll down to check them out. And just to make things clear, you have nobody to blame for these purchases but yourself.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
The fact that this is shaped like an ice cream sandwich makes it kind of adorable, but it’s certainly something you’ll use once, forget about, and then complain about your lack of cabinet space. Buy here.
Grill Timer Watch
Because math and telling time is hard for you, yet family members still trust you to handle food over an open flame. Buy here.
Pineapple Corer, Slicer, and Wedger
Chips and Dip Bowl
Don’t you just hate it when you have to pick up a chip and dip it in a separate bowl? Ugh. The freakin’ worst. Buy here.
Greek Yogurt Maker
Chobani is great and all, but clearly your homemade version is going to taste much better. Insert the eye roll emoji. Buy here.
Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers
This doesn’t need an explanation. When you see something Star Wars-themed, you buy it. Plus, won’t be it be super fun to say “Luke, I am your seasoning?” Buy here.
X-Ray Oven Mitt
For those who really want to know what their hand would look life if it was burnt in a 425 degree oven. Buy here.
Wood Bucket Ice Cream Maker
Handheld Strawberry Slicer
Honestly, we don’t hate this. Churning butter in a mason jar ranks pretty highl on our list of “Things We Want to Try at Some Point in Our Lives.” Buy here.