Aside from crop tops, hot dogs, and last-minute road trips, the only thing that pairs better with summer is a cold bottle of rosé. And since we can only assume that you’ll be sipping the sweet libation in excess, we’ve rounded up 13 adorable, clever, and somewhat awkward corkscrews for your drinking pleasure.
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Scroll down to check them out. There’s a bottle opener for every personality, no matter how
bizarre unique that personality may be.
When Happy Hour arrives, you’ll want to run (not waddle) your happy feet to the bar to retrieve this adorable gadget. Tuxes are completely optional.Buy Now
Hot dog, this is an adorable option, and you have official permission to refer to it as your winer dog (that’s what the company calls it).Buy Now
If you drink like a fish, pop bottles with a fish. But please, don’t adopt an actual fish. We’re already predicting its unfortunate demise.Buy Now
Owning a noisy cockatoo may inspire you to say “stick a cork in it.” Now, you can quite literally stick a cork in it and get on with your daytime drinking.Buy Now
Surrender the booze or walk the plank. Who ever knew a scary pirate could be so adorable?Buy Now
Our initial reaction was that this fashionable corkscrew was somewhat sexist, but then we saw a male version and realized most of those are NSFW.Buy Now
Honestly, this is the only part of the unicorn craze that we can actually get behind. No gimmicks, no over-the-top flavors or colors, just magic (because pouring wine is magic, duh).Buy Now
When we saw this sleek opener, we literally died. Literally. No bones about it.Buy Now
A handheld contraption that will have you saying “here kitty, kitty.” But be sure to handle kitty with caution. You don’t want a hangover the next day.Buy Now
This is just plain adorable, and for once, everyone will be happy to talk about the elephant in the room. Now let’s get trunk.Buy Now
Since it’s also magnetic, you can use it to hold your grocery list that reads “buy more wine.” We love items that serve two purposes!Buy Now
Sometimes getting more than you bargained for is a good thing. The corkscrew is hidden in the handlebars, but you’ll find several other bar tools when you start disassembling the itty bitty bike. It’s perfect when you’re ready to move onto wine cocktails.Buy Now