The Kentucky Derby is on Saturday and while preparing a traditional Southern feast sounds like a delicious option for any fancy cocktail party, we’ve got a more entertaining idea in mind. Why not ditch the oversized hats and pastel garb, grab yourself a hobbyhorse (since it’s the most amazing trend to come out of 2017), and celebrate what it means to be an award-winning thoroughbred? From carrots and barley to oats and hay, we’ve rounded up nine horse food-inspired dishes that you can serve to your fun (and open-minded) friends. We’d bet money that they’ll be neighing for more.

1. Carrot Chips


Munching on carrots can be quite unsatisfying (just ask Prudence, a.k.a. the “Junk Food Kid” from Rugrats), but slicing and baking them elevates the sweetness to a level beyond basic. Dip these in ranch dressing because, frankly, why wouldn’t you? Get our Carrot Chips recipe.

2. Apple Oatmeal Bars


Apples? Oats? Sugar? It’s a show pony’s dream. Lucky for you, you don’t need a blue ribbon to treat yourself. Simply head to the grocery store and get baking. Or play the role of the trainer and have someone bake these for you. Get our Apple Oatmeal Bars recipe.

3. Barley with Winter Greens Pesto


This may be the only recipe on this list that resembles actual horse feed, but don’t let that stop you from preparing the deliciously healthy dish with a tart vegan pesto. More green equals more lean. Get our Barley with Winter Greens Pesto recipe.

4. Crispy Corn Fritters


Corn requires a little help from friends to take it from “just okay” to drool-worthy amazing. In this case, the friend is the fryer and the fryer never fails you. Get our Crispy Corn Fritters recipe.

5. Whipped Avocado and Wheatgrass Spread

The Artful Desperado

It actually isn’t wise to feed a horse avocado (they can be toxic!), but we know they can graze on grass for hours. Wheatgrass is essentially the human-food equivalent, but this recipe downplays its “grassiness” in the form of a zesty garlic and lemon spread. Get the recipe.

6. Molasses Crinkle Cookies

A little molasses in horse feed can serve as an excellent energy source. A little molasses in cookies can serve as a delicious backdrop to spices like cinnamon, ginger, and cloves. Heat things up by adding a dash of cayenne. Get our Molasses Crinkle Cookies recipe.

7. Angostura Sugar Cubes

Reclaiming Provincial

Herbal and spicy angostura bitters are a suitable addition for many cocktails. While horses really only crave sugar cubes, we crave the sugar cube’s potential. And that’s to be infused by angostura bitters and dropped into a glass of champagne. Dream big, kids. Get the recipe.

8. Beet Horseradish Dill Spread


Who knew that beet pulp was a common ingredient found in horse feed? Who knew that beets could be combined with horseradish and dill to create a sweet and hot dip? If your answer is “not I,” you’re certainly not alone. Celebrate this new wealth of knowledge by buying beets and making this new favorite app. Get the recipe.

9. Peanut Butter and Butterscotch Haystacks

Creative Culinary

Hay, there. You didn’t think we’d ask you to eat actual hay, right? These butterscotch and peanut butter haystacks are a much more delicious alternative. We wouldn’t steer you wrong. Get the recipe.

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