I am howling, tears streaming down my cheeks ( taking a break from endless Thanksgiving dinner prep) reading the latest installment of the chow tour. I am totally living through you guys today ,thanks for the hilarious story. I wanna throw the turkey ,heritage breed, hand fed by 6 Amish virgins by moonlight, brined and buttered with prosciutto butter as it may be ) in the trash and hasten to that truck stop with the fried cat fish and blackberry cobbler (those pics are sheer porn) and I am drooling, drooling , drooling. The idea of you two Jews, quaking in your Jewish boots in the middle of nowheresville Kentucky( with the theme song to Deliverance plunking away in the back round) with that bit about the bourbon badge. I mean I totally fell out! I live to eat and to laugh, my bases are covered.