I bought a large jar of Dukes mayo and made a tuna sandwich. It was tasteless and it sucked. While sleuthing out the cause of this calamity, I noticed I had bought Dukes low fat. I plan to make a large batch of killer pimento cheese dip early in the week, so I made a second trip to buy real mayo. Now I have a huge jar of low fat Dukes Mayo, and I can't find anyone who wants It. I don't enjoy "lite" beer, either. It also sucks.
Anyone else not aboard the low-fat train of mediocrity? I won't even mention low fat ice cream. Or low fat cheese. Cheese mouse growls.